I Fell In Love With My Stapler!!

[fgl]

can i get to know her? i dont know any staplers in my area.

eh dun be a buaya ..U just wanna insert your bullets into her rite?

 

[Aki S. Ian]

no i dont.
its just that i got a lot of lose papers that needs her attention.
ahaha...
wheh...
you almost got me there fgl...

 

[ArmPitMan]

Finally found some like minded people!

When I was a kid my mom slapped me when I told her I wanted to marry sandy (my post it pad). Still very in love with her.

 

[Aki S. Ian]

what became of her? did she marry off to fridge?

 

[EzaRitualBella]

i felt in love with my FAT stapler...


good times..

easy to make use of..

love to press here n there n hear the sound click.....

goo dtimes together..

but now lost it cause change office....sigh......

ohh the misery..i nvr be the same without it...

 

[Aki S. Ian]

ah yes, sometimes things are just not meant to be...

 

[roninriot]

I'm getting married to my stapler. We're getting married next year

 

[Aki S. Ian]

are we fellow softies invited?
is she going to invite all her fellow stationeries?

 

[doggieshaman]

save me the rubber! eraser i meant

 

[Dime]

still got the blues for the stapler.

 

[visa]

i've never been with a stapler, i always thought they demanded too much commitment. once you're attached, you can never let go, and if you do it's going to tear you up!

paper clips, on the other hand... hehe

 

[icyycoldgum]

Oh my, you guys are a dysfunctional bunch. Having intimate relationships with your stationery?? Come on, I'm sure we have better topics to talk about..

 

[Godspeed64]

How about some icycoldgum eh? Had a relationship with that too..
Once in australia i placed my hand under the counter..
Felt that icy cold gum, took a peek, and realized, that there were over 30 wonderful such pieces..
It sticks to you.. Sure as hell beats a piece of stapler.. :mrgreen:

 

[fgl]

Im still wondering if the stapler was emo or gothic ....

 

[Aki S. Ian]

some people just dont know how tohave fun.
destress so to speak.
after a hard days work we go to soft to relax..

anways maybe the stapler was 'metal'

pun intended.

 

[RoRK]

I'm getting married to my stapler. We're getting married next year

Ahhh ... that's good to hear. Next time, prayerfully there isn't a next time, like this one last ime, BUTTTTTTTTTTT if it does happen, donch call her a stapler, just play this song.

I dedicate this song to you and her - Keep it in mind, in heart - you can' go wrong. And STAY OFF THE OTHER CLAMS!!!! :mrgreen:

YouTube - Led Zeppelin - Rain Song - Earls Court 1975

It is the springtime of my loving - the second season I am to know
You are the sunlight in my growing - so little warmth I've felt before.
It isn't hard to feel me glowing - I watched the fire that grew so low.

It is the summer of my smiles - flee from me Keepers of the Gloom.
Speak to me only with your eyes. It is to you I give this tune.
Ain't so hard to recognize - These things are clear to all from
time to time.

Talk Talk - I've felt the coldness of my winter
I never thought it would ever go. I cursed the gloom that set upon us...
But I know that I love you so

These are the seasons of emotion and like the winds they rise and fall
This is the wonder of devotion - I seek the torch we all must hold.
This is the mystery of the quotient - Upon us all a little rain must fall...It's just a little rain...

 

[Aki S. Ian]

hey ronin, i guess you already have someone whos willing to sing at your wedding day.
contact RoRk.!

 

[roninriot]

my stapler is from Finland

 

[Aki S. Ian]

my my, you got yourself quite a catch i see.

 

[blueprintstudios]

possible newspaper headlines

man married to stapler.
man attempts to mate with stapler.
man goes for surgery to pee from anus after failed attempt.
man starts new trend of stapler piercings in genitals.