I Fell In Love With My Stapler!!

[roninriot]

MY LOVE FOR A STAPLER
by Levan Wee

Love is fickle
Love is pure
Love is like a manicure
(It doesn't last for very long.)

The stapler, she tore me apart
Like a vampire
Draining blood from my heart

I thought we clicked
But it was only the sound she made
Now I'm left loveless and alone
Without nothing to do but to mastur****"

Sobs

 

[Dime]

luck for you its just a stapler and not a nail punch.you could have recked your whole life from there.dood move on find a new stapler.

popular got alot.

 

[theunknown]

i feel u man. passionate love cant be explained. my stapler...she left me for mr scissors.
sobsob...

 

[biopromax]

Still, theres pen.

My PEN IS my sword.

 

[Dime]

My PEN IS my sword.

hmmm.........

 

[fgl]

hmmm.........

You have learned the ways of the force well, my young padwan :mrgreen:

 

[Dime]

thank you master

 

[nignag]

i get what you mean man. i fell in love with my old bolster. then one day my mom interfered with our relationship and gave it to the salvation army..

i almost died

 

[RoRK]

... i fell in love with my old bolster. then one day my mom interfered with our relationship and gave it to the salvation army..

i almost died

You my friend - you are the CHOSEN ONE.


Not many have lived after the fact and had the bollocks to talk about it! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

You is CHAMPION!

 

[shinobi]

i never have and never will fall in love with a stapler

pornography is too easily downloadable

now they got blu-ray rips and high capacity hard disk drives. the world is moving in the right direction

 

[roninriot]

Right now I'm listening to My Chemical Romance's 'I Don't Love You' and I keep sobbing, I can't stop the tears, and my heart keeps beating. Why does my heart go on beating? I feel like ramming it against the wall, scaring myself with angry messages of how unfair life is.

And now, I can almost imagine, another piece of paper is doing her now. F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Donaldsps]

I am in love with 3d softwares,actually FORCE to love them.LOL.I bloody hate 3d softwares,they r sooooo complicated,so hard to please them n crashes on you too.What a sensitive and demanding creatures r they,sadly I had to b forced married to them for 3 years,now left 1 more year and 6 more mths.

 

[anoif]

this is funny, i have a colleague who proclaimed the same thing! Except he was in love with his liquid paper and i think they were "madly in love" because he was constantly cleaning his desk of white liquid! Pretty funny actually, he was so depressed when "she" died (she emptied out) that he took an entire week's leave to get over it. He's hardly writes on paper these days, just types a lot.....

 

[dir]

Right now I'm listening to My Chemical Romance's 'I Don't Love You' and I keep sobbing, I can't stop the tears, and my heart keeps beating. Why does my heart go on beating? I feel like ramming it against the wall, scaring myself with angry messages of how unfair life is.

And now, I can almost imagine, another piece of paper is doing her now. F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel you man, only the music and words of My chemical romance can properly convey such deep emotions and true feelings you have right now
;(

don't kill yourself! it is not worth it...yet! you don't deserve the stapler! I pray someday you will truly be touched by the love and warmth of a plastic ruler!

 

[dir]

this is funny, i have a colleague who proclaimed the same thing! Except he was in love with his liquid paper and i think they were "madly in love" because he was constantly cleaning his desk of white liquid! Pretty funny actually, he was so depressed when "she" died (she emptied out) that he took an entire week's leave to get over it. He's hardly writes on paper these days, just types a lot.....

liquid paper or correction fluid to be pc, and staplers are totally different creatures! they are worlds apart when it comes down to it. one is a passionate lovemaking doll. and the other will sleep with anything that moves! please inform your friend to have some proper taste!

 

[nignag]

You my friend - you are the CHOSEN ONE.


Not many have lived after the fact and had the bollocks to talk about it! :mrgreen::mrgreen::mrgreen:

You is CHAMPION!

YAY! :mrgreen:

 

[cold_static544]

almost, but i realized i like the hole puncher more.

 

[Aki S. Ian]

you know, i actually went around the house looking for a stapler. Thing is i can't seem to find one. All i know is I've always kept this long rainbow stripe colour 'dildo-like' eraser. Reason being, how the immature guy friends tends to play with it and tease the ladies. Im straight. Don't get me wrong. But somehow my heart ached when a certain friend of mine puntured a hole into it.

 

[fgl]

almost, but i realized i like the hole puncher more.

Oh so u know Levan's stapler's chio bu neighbour ah?

 

[Aki S. Ian]

can i get to know her? i dont know any staplers in my area.