How many SOFTies does it take to screw a light bulb?

[Narcoleptia]

How creative are the softies here, I wonder?

post your answers here! The most creative answer will win a special prize! From me! hahaha...

 

[RazrAsh]

haha.. why would softies be screwing a light bulb when we have groupies??? :lol:

 

[vernplum]

It's a trick question. You can't screw anything with a softie.

 

[Panopticon-3]

how many softies does it take to screw a lightbulb?

none, everyone will be engrossed in conspiracy theories on what caused the lightbulbs to be unscrewed, in the end james will lock the whole thread and call the electrician to screw it in instead






































joke.

 

[ChanMin]

woah ... cant beat that la... vernplum's one is good.



ans: only takes one guy to screw in the light bulb , post it on the GEAR page.

and 500 guitarists will debate furiously on how it affects their tone.

 

[thor666]

10 Softies, of which 5 are guitarists and 4 are non-active softies.

Guitarists don't screw light bulbs. So it's up to the poor active, non-guitarist softie to do the work.

 

[Narcoleptia]

just out of curiosity..how old are you guys?

those are some pretty damn good answers...made me LOLed there.

 

[RazrAsh]

probably older than u if u're asking such questions.. haha.. chill man... probably around the 18 to 30 age group i s'pose..

 

[Panopticon-3]

21

 

[RazrAsh]

no softie will screw a lightbulb... they will be busy jamming, playing their instruments in the dark cuz no one will change the lightbulb.. then as a result, some softies will say that practicing in the dark improves their playing styles...

 

[Narcoleptia]

probably older than u if u're asking such questions.. haha.. chill man... probably around the 18 to 30 age group i s'pose..

what makes u think i'm not older than you? i'm just bored out of my wits now...no entertainment...

i like the jam in the dark one. haha are we emo?

 

[BlackMoo]

5.

1 to screw it in, and the other 4 to bitch about how they could've done a better job.

 

[Guest]

blackmoo nice 1.

 

[knucklehead]

blackmoo - why cant it be 10? 1 to screw it in. 9 others to argue over who would do a better job. or perhaps more..?

 

[Narcoleptia]

hmm I like Panopticon-3's one....hmm

 

[BlackMoo]

It can't be 10 cos the other 5 Softies will be working on another lightbulb.

 

[Narcoleptia]

It can't be 10 cos the other 5 Softies will be working on another lightbulb.

so it's 5 softies to 1 lightbulb? :S

 

[Paulo]

chances are, theres gonna be a mod version

 

[anep]

haha... i like vernplum's...

 

[BlackMoo]

as in, another 5 will be in a group working on another separate lightbulb, refer to my first post for details.