How did u realise santa claus is fake?

[shredded]

my sunday school teacher told me he didn't exist.

anyway, i got my christmas presents directly from my parents so i didn't really believe in santa or his elves in the first place.

some people say that santa is satan, it's just a play of the letter N

 

[dir]

Santa is real, he drives around in an old van and always have candy for me. He doesn't have white hair or beard though, and says those are just for "keeping up the image". It was many years ago, but I always enjoyed playing around with him, I think.

 

[doggieshaman]

after i watched jim carrey play the green version of santa :twisted:

THE GRINCHY GRINCH

 

[infinitemellon]

After all the work out in that thick outfit and he's still fat... that's when i knew he's fake

 

[teleplayer]

when i noe that christmas presents are from parents.

 

[dudelove]

After all the work out in that thick outfit and he's still fat... that's when i knew he's fake

elves and gnomes work for him, and reign deers fetch him around.. why not?

 

[HeyJoeILoveYourSis]

Honestly, I think Santa is real in some ways. Not the fat red man, I mean it's the spirit of giving presents to young children and seeing them happy makes yourself happy too aye?

Joe

 

[Soundaholic]

I never received anything from Santa so I found out when I was trying to find out why other kids were having presents while I didn't and realized he's just a nice guy volunteering to deliver presents in Xmas

 

[theliverevolution]

nahz. nv believed in him.the north pole is too cold for any human being even with all his FATS

 

[doggieshaman]

nahz. nv believed in him.the north pole is too cold for any human being even with all his FATS

i forgot where i learnt this, but technically, he's supposed to be somewhere in NORWAY or something

of course i'd prefer to believe north pole, more magical that way

 

[theliverevolution]

haha. NORWAY. at elast that's more inhabitable.

my fren sent me a message that she requested santa to kidnap me from my sleep last night. didn't get the message till this morning when i woke up (although she sent it at midnight. i was already zzz by then) and i laughed myself awake till i saw the red spots on my window

because i closed my window when i slept, there was these WEIRD reddish spots on my window. felt and smelt like blood

I'm not trying to imply its Santa, but its kinda laughable if it was. probably he ran smack right into my window and broke his nose there

P.S The blood is real though. No kidding. Maybe the ghost of christmas past tried to haunt me

 

[re_unknown]

 

[MadWerewolfBoy]

I never received anything from Santa so I found out when I was trying to find out why other kids were having presents while I didn't and realized he's just a nice guy volunteering to deliver presents in Xmas

Now you know what to do when u have kids! haha

 

[dudelove]

okay one more question for you guys:

For those of us who grew up thinking that your christmas presents came from santa, how did u feel when u found out that santa claus wasn't real?

i can't really rmb but i would be pretty darn sore abt it cos i rmbed writing letters and dropping them into mailboxes telling santa i have been good this year and i want: blah blah blah blah. i sealed it up addressed it to:

Santa Claus
the North Pole.

HAHAHHA i always look back and laugh. but really were u guys angry at ur parents for lying or what?