300!! The guitarist edition!

well he wasted a spot for the likes of paul gilbert,jeff loomis etc who are better composers than he is.
 
Sometimes it doesn't mean that because you can shred or sweep the fastest or play 100 notes in 1 second that makes you the better guitarist, 1 note in 1 second might actually be better.... it's all about feel and creativity. Everyone in that picture are good whether they suit you or not.

And btw, if Billie can have his own signature series by Gibson goes to show that he's contributed enough to get recognised by them. And who can say that Green Day hasn't produced some of the best punk guitar tunes? Not everyone can do that.
 
if those geetarers are all porn stars, it wud seem some of us wud prefer our pornstars to be really loud and having fast kungfu, big this, big that(those of big visual arousement type), instead of a simple next door neighbour kinda who has everything just nice, pretty normal, plain on the outside, wild on the inside kinda
 
if those geetarers are all porn stars, it wud seem some of us wud prefer our pornstars to be really loud and having fast kungfu, big this, big that(those of big visual arousement type), instead of a simple next door neighbour kinda who has everything just nice, pretty normal, plain on the outside, wild on the inside kinda

I rikes normal looking pron stars... so that I wonch getch penis envy! :mrgreen:
 
heh, normal is a goot thing that perhaps last longer.

Anyway, back to guitarworld, heh, after so long their coverage/poll still never really changed much or the winners in their poll/readers choice kinda, other than additional of some new geetarers from post y2k era.

i love going thru their advertisment
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ooooo the guy with the hat! Slash! the reason i want a lespaul! haha.

oooh man if only there really is 300 guitarists version....
 
indeed, make a spoof movie ala spinal tap, except this time round, its about 300 power geetareres who really think they can save the earth with their loud and fast skill, but yet ended up in chinatown, of foreign land, shredding meat for customer.

It didnt take them long to realise how useless they were, without the backing of the rest of their band mates playing other instrument and seriously talking about wring music instead of playing geetar like using vibrator.

After all the humiliation and humble pies they have eaten, all 300 of them decided to pick up geetar again, playing simple music, from their heart which touch themself on the inside and reach out to the people out there who can see the complexity of their new born again music which are so simple without much acrobatic geetar skill, but yet warming hearts, touching the soul from within.

And the ending, it will be a tribute concert of them, to pay homage to simplicity and looking deep beyond anything that glitters.
 
ahaha! herman li with that "do you think im cool" look! and jack white from the white stripes! he's like so hidden at the back.
 
I wanna catch the scene where Steve Vai kicks Malmsteen into the pit screaming... "Tonight you SHRED IN HELL!!!!"
 
Yes, shredding isn't everything.

Or the scene when Gilbert trains buckethead from young and sends him out to the wild and bukethead has to stab some wild beast with his les paul, very random.
 
Alamak, they've forgot Man Kidal and Rosli Muhalim ler! LOL
On a serious note, did they feature Eric Johnson and Frank Marino?
Sorryla, my eyes potek a bit...hee hee
 
Billie Joe is definitely good at being a SONGWRITER.. but as a GUITARIST, i think he will get slaughtered among those guitarist up there, not just technically, but in feel and phrasing. i can totally understand how Dime is feeling.

where is Mr Paul Gilbert!! Señor Pablo Gilberto!! The most amazing thing is that he keeps getting better.. SO WHY ISN'T HE UP THERE? damn..
 
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