Well... At the very least, you will have conversational filler for whenever you meet up with other singaporean males. Just slot them whenever awkward silences arise.
*Cue awkward silence*
"Man when I was in NS my encik was a huge &*%^&, dumb like a mule and speaks like one" or "When I was doing my NS, there wasn't any pansy stuff like nowadays, we trained hard and ate food that dogs wouldn't touch"
*Conversation turns to discussion about NS, how it sucks and the easy life of NSFs nowadays*
*Cue awkward silence*
"Man when I was in NS my encik was a huge &*%^&, dumb like a mule and speaks like one" or "When I was doing my NS, there wasn't any pansy stuff like nowadays, we trained hard and ate food that dogs wouldn't touch"
*Conversation turns to discussion about NS, how it sucks and the easy life of NSFs nowadays*
