WORLD CUP RIDDLES! (some tolerance of Lameness required)

[Beefy]

What do you call a match between poland and france?
Answer: The french polish disaster!

Why did Czech Republic lost to Ghana?
Answer: Cuz they Ghana sai!

Which country delivers the most boring but consistent results?
Answer: Korea (Courier)

Which country can read the opponent's mind?
Answer: ESP-anyol

Which country's supporter's cheer in the past tense?
Answer: I-RAN

Which country is a fan of METALLICA in this WC 2006?
Answer: S & M

Why can't holland win the WC 2006?
Answer: Cuz they are the nether-lands

Why will sweden win the WC 2006？
Answer: Cuz victory is swe-de

 

[jony]

Why did Czech Republic lost to Ghana?
Answer: Cuz they Ghana sai!

You should leave this as the last one

 

[nysk]

Which country is a fan of METALLICA in this WC 2006?
Answer: S & M

nope you should leave this as the last one

 

[Guest]

i didn't get the metallica one... what's S & M?

 

[Cloudsky]

Their album where they performed with an orchestra.

 

[strats]

Serbia & Montenegro or S&M. also a name for one of Metallica's album

 

[jono]

it really is lame :lol:

 

[gutturalpiss]

it really is Sadism & Masochism :lol:

 

[Juno]

gt one contribution...
Q)Which country u noe from the start won't go beyond the 1st round?
A)Togo.Coz they always "to go"

i noe itz stupid.but itz meant to be lame rite? :lol:

 

[Beefy]

Another one ....

What is the product of a French and Greek match?
Ans: FREAKS! (freeks)

 

[fgl]

Juz a tot ppl - all the citizens of the various coutries U all colourin - wonder wat they wud hv 2 say abt SG?

Many years back, I was away in the Middle East on extended duty & worked with colleagues of many nationalities. This was of course during the 98 world cup. Needless to say they supported their own countries.

A Tunisian girl I knew was harping on & on abt her country's chances in the tournement.

Upon their first round exit, I proceeded to tease her endlessly abt it. Her curt reply was" Well at least we made it to the World cup finals - wat abt Singapore - when U all gonna qualify"

Paiseh sial but it's the sad truth....

FAS - goal 2010 how???? :fball:

 

[pr0n]

There's actually a joke on this one.

3 men in their 40s, a Korean, a Japanese, and a Singaporean are all avid soccer fans.

The Korean goes to chruch and asks God. "God, when will I ever see my countrymen lift the World Cup?"

God thinks for a while, then says, "50 years!"

And the Korean cries, "I'll never be able to see it..."(he'd be dead by then)

The Japanese goes to church. "God, when will I ever get to see my countrymen lift the World Cup?"

God thinks for a while, then says, "100 years!"

And the Japanese cries, "I'll never be able to see it..."

The Singaporean goes to church. "God, when will I ever get to see my countrymen lift the World Cup?"

God starts to cry. "I'll never be able to see it..."

 

[for420]

hahahahahah!!!

even God wont be able to see it..

never!

 

[mero]

Lol this Soccernet headline had me laughing

Milosevic hangs up his S&M boots
http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story?id=372087&cc=4716

 

[yang]

Upon their first round exit, I proceeded to tease her endlessly abt it. Her curt reply was" Well at least we made it to the World cup finals - wat abt Singapore - when U all gonna qualify"

realise the vast economical difference? our people dun haf time to play -.-"
and they have 3 times as many people as us too =\

 

[fgl]

Jamaica has only 1 Mil ppl and they qualified for the last world cup??? 8O

 

[Z3r0_G]

Another one ....

What is the product of a French and Greek match?
Ans: FREAKS! (freeks)

so unoriginal. but thanks for reminding me about the great russel peters! heh.

 

[spitfire_121]

haha. jamaica. the reggae boys. they whole day sit smoke weed and play music. no need to work. of course can make it ma.