i named my geetars, as below:
"the idea of naming instrument prolly came from some lonely and sexually frustrated fellas with little money for all the gear they wanted and thus resort to naming their instrument as substitube for the real world, blood and tears human, whom they could have talk to and touched
Its a psychological problem. Seek help soon and step out of the world of naming instrument. Instead, do more music with it and perhaps thats where life is given to the lifeless instrument..."
Best name ever YO!!!