see the knobs 8O
Dear Santa,
I always believed you existed somewhere in the north pole and i have been a good person all my life. So please send me the above Squier Tele this Christmas and make sure it comes with a hard case all properly wrapped and placed under the tree (the fake one ...in the lounge). Please be reminded we do not have a chimney around here and there is no such thing as a 'two-way communal chimney', its called a rubbish chute and you won't fit in there so use the stairs (u need the work out). Do Not Drop it and do not get any raindeer pee on it for cryin out loud ! Make sure your grimmy elves do not fiddle with it and yeah PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU DO NOT GET THE FAKE ONES !!!
Lots of love,
Goose.