faizal_rocks
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I think the audience already left before they even started performing
I think the audience already left before they even started performing
I've seen quite a few local bands perform like this too
they could be useful in the coming chinese 7th month.
I have some serious questions, just out of curiousity.
I think there's a couple of mysteries surrounding this band and their set.
1) Do the band members have ears? If they do, is the central nervous system and brain interpreting the sound waves at all or do the synapses fire across the wrong nerve cells and end up in the butt, causing severe constipation and thus discomforting the members and causing them to play like that?
2) Did anyone die after the set? Did their set cause severe bleeding of the ears to the people around the neighbourhood?
3) Why didn't the amps explode? Why didn't the stage collapse? Are they made from 2% beryllium, 97% nickel, and a touch of titanium?
4) Since there isn't an audience, why didn't the grass torch itself and die?
5) Is the cameraman deaf, or is he/she non-human?
If there is no cameraman, why didn't the camera or camera tripod disintegrate?
6) Why is the sun still up? Why didn't it rain a hailstorm of frogs?
7) Did anyone watching the set end up depressed and started considering suicide? Did anyone turn into mutants?
8) Did the members end up in jail after the set? If they did, did the police arrive in biohazard, noise-cancelling suits?
9) Did Europe sue them?
10) Last but not least, can anyone list the local bands that sound like this so that I know when to avoid the gigs and save my ears?
I could not find enough courage to watch the whole thing......