O Levels Grade Range
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firestormee
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based on the overall cohort. moderated accordingly.
trianglebiscuit
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relax, o's are teh easy.
jeepers
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yeah man, no point freaking yourselves out over Os. imagine what will happen when you guys are uni. eek. and screw results la, just try your damn best!
i know there are teachers who love putting students down ("Why are you all so stupid?" "It's all actually very simple one what" "How are you gonna pass your O levels like that") I say, F*!# them all. just work hard, play hard. it's all good, as long as you know you've tried your best. have more self-confidence, aite!
anyway here's something to kinda like, lighten the mood here a little.
just a thing i took off yesterday's newpaper, hope it gives yall a good laugh!
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- The main reason why Santa is so jolly: is it because he knows where all the bad girls live?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- When you have your picture taken with a mascot at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
it's actually pretty darn logical when you think about it, eh? hahaha! was laughing my balls in the mrt today when my friend pointed it out to me. then everyone in the train looked at me as if i were some F*#&#!@% imbicile.
well, once again,
ALL THE BEST TO ALL O AND A LEVELERS!
i know there are teachers who love putting students down ("Why are you all so stupid?" "It's all actually very simple one what" "How are you gonna pass your O levels like that") I say, F*!# them all. just work hard, play hard. it's all good, as long as you know you've tried your best. have more self-confidence, aite!
anyway here's something to kinda like, lighten the mood here a little.
just a thing i took off yesterday's newpaper, hope it gives yall a good laugh!
- If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
- The main reason why Santa is so jolly: is it because he knows where all the bad girls live?
- If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
- In a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?
- Why is it that bullets ricochet off Superman's chest, but he ducks when the gun is thrown at him?
- When you have your picture taken with a mascot at Disneyland, does the guy inside the costume smile for the camera?
it's actually pretty darn logical when you think about it, eh? hahaha! was laughing my balls in the mrt today when my friend pointed it out to me. then everyone in the train looked at me as if i were some F*#&#!@% imbicile.
well, once again,
ALL THE BEST TO ALL O AND A LEVELERS!
PinkSpider
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lol pray hard that other schools fail?
outbreak of flu?
outbreak of flu?
SherT
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You know your principal's an idiot when;
1. He assembles the entire sec 4 cohort in the auditorium to tell them that they are the worst O level batch in the history of your school.
2. He draws imaginary circles in the air with his crotch while making the morning announcements.
3. He calls the study camps for less-academically-inclined students the Concentration Camps.
4. He forces you to drop subjects and then attempts to feed you a civil explanation for it. (You are going to pull down your own grades, you will affect your peers, your teachers resources will be strained, and oodles of other fun stuff. No wonder my sec school smelt like bullshit all the time)
5. He adopts a sarcastic tone with the poly applicants.
6. He is more worried about the donation drive for the new wing of the school than the fact that mean grade for A Math at prelims was a borderline pass before moderation.
Stuff like this will be commonplace as the O Levels approach. Skip school if you have to, just make sure you treat the Ten Year Series like you bible. Keep doing each and every question till you know the whole book inside out.
1. He assembles the entire sec 4 cohort in the auditorium to tell them that they are the worst O level batch in the history of your school.
2. He draws imaginary circles in the air with his crotch while making the morning announcements.
3. He calls the study camps for less-academically-inclined students the Concentration Camps.
4. He forces you to drop subjects and then attempts to feed you a civil explanation for it. (You are going to pull down your own grades, you will affect your peers, your teachers resources will be strained, and oodles of other fun stuff. No wonder my sec school smelt like bullshit all the time)
5. He adopts a sarcastic tone with the poly applicants.
6. He is more worried about the donation drive for the new wing of the school than the fact that mean grade for A Math at prelims was a borderline pass before moderation.
Stuff like this will be commonplace as the O Levels approach. Skip school if you have to, just make sure you treat the Ten Year Series like you bible. Keep doing each and every question till you know the whole book inside out.
8fingermadness
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sounds like acsi