happy birthday, have a good one
as for the geetar related gift, its already on the way, within the package include the following
1) invisiuntouchcable airy more paulocaster extreme custom model(inclusive of custom winding, unlistenable zero volume pickup and 6 ways switch and 9 pushpull pots where you can toggle between 69 ways of silence)
2) yourimaginaryitsallinthemind 666watt, super hardrodded amp(with more bretwal than bretwal gain, so much infact that at vol 0.5, you get a signal of close to 20khz. Any volume louder, its gonna be destruction! Watch how those animals in your estate react when you blast the amp
3) unobtainmium superoverthefckentopabsoluteanalogstyle multiefx. Within it include of all effects known to mankind and couple of patches beyond mankind infact. And best of all, you can crank everything up and yet its as silent as a acoustically dead room
hope you will like it and have a sweet 16 day ahead
disclamier: i shall not be held responsible if the package did not make it into your hand. Any make up claim or actual redemption will not be enetertained. Even if you bend over and let me proceed from astern.
