Mas Selemat is already dead!

[panz3rr]

yeah but still, he'd think twice about it.

imagine flyers distributed/pasted on walls and announced on national tv and newspapers :

Militant ESCAPES FROM TOILET! He's so and so weight and height , walks with a TERRIBLE limp as he broke his leg before and "DIY" chopped off his genitals..so be on a watch out for man with weird expression on his face as he walks. last seen @ changi V trying to raise "funds"..

hahahaha weird expression..hahaha nice one

 

[jimmyplaydrum]

Okay i certainly don't want to get killed for this shit so peace!

MAS SELAMAT is the joke of the year! WOOHOO!!!

 

[pedialite]

eh jimmy later the shadow government of singapore send special ops to kidnap and kill you ..haha!

 

[recklessnick]

cant trust conspiracies and cant trust the media.
there's only one thing to do

LOOK FOR HIM MYSELF TO FIND THE TRUTH!
lol.
we used to play soccer together, i slide tacke him, thats how he got that limp in his leftie

 

[recklessnick]

=jimmyplaydrum

lol. it all sounded right until you mentioned prison break and the united states of america. and jimmy, you still have a million typo errors.

you cant really say what the media said is a lie unless you have proof.
and you cant really say they are telling the truth either.
its like god, you cant prove its existence, and you can disprove it either.
just wait and see

 

[biopromax]

Even NSF like me also not sure whats going on now.

Just more duties for me

Civilians and everyone out there. Be very very vigilant now.

Hes not found yet, dead or alive

Don't be too scared people.

All the powers combined, I am captain Planet.

 

[DiBfRoStY]

Interrogation

He could be integorrated in the cell. Maybe he didnt wanna reveal all the JI hideouts. Therefore he was beaten to death accidently.... So....he could be dead after all..

 

[Eviltrice]

-post deleted-

 

[jimmyplaydrum]

"Hey Singaporeans, Mas Selemat was actually dead long ago, Happy April Fool's Day!"

Yeah maybe thats it!

 

[jimmyplaydrum]

How can he escape during a toilet break?

There must be someone on guard during this period of time and I'm sure for a detainee like Mas Selamat they could have not allow him go to without any Officer on guard in front of the cubical so think about it? if he really did escape through the window there must be noise coming from his cubical right? and he walks with a limp on his left leg? HAHA this is joke. Well if he did escape through the toilet window its still a long way to go cause there is still the tall Barb wire fences in his way.

 

[pedialite]

I actually made a deal with him.

If he bombs my school i'll let him stay im my room for a week..

 

[empihsrow]

Eh, I'll let him stay in my house forever if he bombs my school!

 

[screamfest]

and now there isnt any more news on mas selamat whereabouts or sightings again aiye?

 

[mrforum]

if Mas selamat is dead, then the children who have gone missing are in heaven eating ice cream

 

[Dalif_Murderdoll]

If he is really dead,can the SAF please end this activation of units?Cos we NSFs need to rest!

 

[hifi_killer]

... must.. resist.. saying.. 'ORD LOH'

 

[recklessnick]

people are making way big a deal out of this.
he's just one man, who is shorter than my grandma and cant run properly.
what ever happened to the total defense always prepared bull?

 

[oatsmeal]

Okay guys, but to me this is the truth.

Yesterday while waiting for my meal in a coffee-shop, i heard three old man dicussing in hokkien about Mas Selemat.

They claimed that Mas Selemat is dead for some unknown reasons- And the police had purposely claimed that he has escaped because

Reason Number ONE-They wanted to show the world how United Singapore can be in finding a terrorist.

Reason Number Two- Something has happened to Mas Selemat, maybe a police had shot him dead? Maybe he has died due to some illness contracted in the cell.

What the evidence to back those suggestion up?
Well, Normally, when a large mistake or event is caused by a certain sector of the government, the head of that sector resigns after a day or two.
So far our minister havent.

Second reason. If something had really happened in the cell, such as Mas Selemat being shot dead accidentally, the government cant broadcast to the world that they had accidentally shot Mas Selemat dead, that will give Singapore's reputation a beating. And they cant tell the world that Mas Selemat has died because of a illness contracted at his cell. That will show the world the condition of Singapore cells.

And notice how the Government had failed to give a detailed account of the alleged "Toilet" escape? Because they cant think of one.
Firstly, the guest toilet in the Detention cell has three cubicles. I presumed that a guard must definitely be placed at the entrance of the toilet to guard it? And the toilet has no windows inside, and it is common knowledge that when a Highly wanted criminal asked to use the toilet, he or she must have one of their limbs handcuffed to a toilet pole, or in the event if there is none, then it will be the guard's hand.

This is what i heard from the Hokkien Uncles in the coffee-shop.
Pardon me if i have offended anyone.

didnt think so but what i heard was Mas selamat was caught by the owner of a bak kuar shop at chinatown trying to steal a packed of BBQ bak kuar to ease his hunger.

 

[doggieshaman]

actually right i think mas selamat went to indonesia.. cos if u go there its announced "selamat datang"... ok that one is old.

so new news is that he has left indonesia already, because when u go near the indonesian borders they announce "selamat jalan"...

ok bad jokes... that aside, i don't think it is possible to escape on a toilet break.. I mean that's really nonsense? or maybe they were tracking him in the first place.. like to let him free and naturally he will seek out other JI members who haven't been caught yet? I mean he is an asset to whoever supports the JI, so if i had a guess they are releasing him to "bait the really big fish"

 

[empihsrow]

Aiya, let it rest. No one is talking about it anymore.

Let's not care about him. I think we have better things to do.