Mas Selemat is already dead!

Damn, then who was that dude I just asked to jam with me?!

hantu selamat...
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Damn! How did you know that I am really spooked by the candyghost? Damn, where can I get the movie? I wanna watch!
 
Lol it was 4 hours before the police force went public with the matter,
He could be out of the country in 4 hours, even without a passport @,@
Pulau Ubin anyone? hahahha
Not to mention Mas Selamat is a trained vehicle mechanic and knows how to operate motorised boats too,
Singapore being small also means its fast to get to the shoreline or his sampang hahaha!
Just my 2cents
 
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suddenly it just came to me on how pimps drug their whores with those injections making them addicts and remain loyal to their "supplier". and wondering why isn't it applied to dangerous ppl like terrorists, like give them some kind of poison which isn't fatal except lethal if not given weekly "fix" injections. so if they ran away , they'll still be in a jail cell of their own body.
if that sounds inhuman, then lets talk about those GPS microcapsule inserted into the flesh (the penis would be a good bet), so if he ran away, the GPS would still give out his location. and the only way to remove it is for him to cut off his little mr happy to become Miss Selamat..

j/k.
 
suddenly it just came to me on how pimps drug their whores with those injections making them addicts and remain loyal to their "supplier". and wondering why isn't it applied to dangerous ppl like terrorists, like give them some kind of poison which isn't fatal except lethal if not given weekly "fix" injections. so if they ran away , they'll still be in a jail cell of their own body.
if that sounds inhuman, then lets talk about those GPS microcapsule inserted into the flesh (the penis would be a good bet), so if he ran away, the GPS would still give out his location. and the only way to remove it is for him to cut off his little mr happy to become Miss Selamat..

j/k.

I totally agree with "tagging" inmates. Easier to track them in and out of the prisons. But not at the brinjal lah bro....that is inhuman:)
 
yeah but still, he'd think twice about it.

imagine flyers distributed/pasted on walls and announced on national tv and newspapers :

Militant ESCAPES FROM TOILET! He's so and so weight and height , walks with a TERRIBLE limp as he broke his leg before and "DIY" chopped off his genitals..so be on a watch out for man with weird expression on his face as he walks. last seen @ changi V trying to raise "funds"..
 
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Aiyah, stop speculating lah. If he's really dead, is there a need to hide the truth, and tarnish the reputation of our security by faking an escape? And wasting lots of human resources and time just to fake his manhunt?
C'mon lah, human resource + time = $$money$$. You think our govt wanna do that? I doubt so.

And what police shot him dead in the cell by accident? No firearms are allowed into detaining institution in the first place. And if he died of some sickness, why hide?

Errr.. am i repeating all over again?>.. hehhe

not really luh.. coz since the damn thing start 40 illegal imigrant has been caught =) or maybe because they got too much time.. singapore is too peaceful.. thats y they create the case..
just kidding.. =)
 
You Know, i think the Govt got damn bored of Singapore being too peaceful. So they close one eye, let him escape. Now all of them laughing at us.
NYAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
 
i think he's already dead ! its just plain impossible to escape from the detention center , i mean if the CIA can have conspiracies , why can't the ISD have they're own
 
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