Kanye: Don’t give this man a drink!
WE ALL know that Kanye West has an ego the size of North America, but do we need more proof that he is a total idiot as well?
Yes, yes, I know some of you think he’s alovegenius. Maybe – but only when he’s not swigging from a bottle of cognac, apparently. Otherwise, he’s a total idiot.
And not just for rushing the stage when Taylor Swift was giving her thank-you speech at the VMAs. He’s an even bigger idiot for (a) writing an apology note that’s not even an apology and (b) not knowing how to turn off his caps lock on the computer when typing out his apology to Taylor.
Here it is reposted (complete with idiocy):
“I’M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD’VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE’S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… I’M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…………….. BEYONCE’S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! I’M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!! NO DISRESPECT BUT WE WATCHIN’ THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I’M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT’S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!! I’M NOT CRAZY YALL, I’M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I’M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!!”
KANYE!!!!! WHAT’S UP WITH THAT!!!!!!!!! He apparently doesn’t know how to lift his finger off the “!” button either.
Sweet teen Taylor Swift: Was Kanye jealous because she won an award and he didn’t?
Teen sweetheart Taylor’s response on the other hand, showed how knowledgeable she was with computer keyboard: “I was standing on the stage and I was really excited because I had just won the award. And then I was really excited because Kanye West was on the stage. And then I wasn’t so excited anymore after that.”
And she’s polite too.
Don’t worry, Taylor, you’ve still got a few more years to collect more awards in the future. Look what Kanye has to resort to in order to get some attention.
(Leave a comment and tell us if you think Kanye is truly an idiot, or simply a genius trapped in his own stupidity.)
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