WOW! That's one hell of a loud fart man.
Well, about the getting totally smashed while gigging thing.. Don't try it. Jammed yesterday and I was totally piss high on Heaven's Hill that I couldn't play shit man. I was just leaning against my guitarist's guitar amp and when I was sober I awoke to find to find my rings ringing like Dio came in to scream into my ears. Jesus Christ, really terok sial.