Childhood jeers

[MichaelAngelo]

hey guys, im bored...just thinking, of some childhood jeers that i remember...feel free to share those that u knew/used! We might have fun recalling childhood memories...haha...

1. First the worst, the backside burst! Second the best, the hairy princess, third the big fat bre*st.

2. We will, we will, kick your butt, make you fart, all the way to pizza hut!

 

[17wil]

1. zero hero last one tio baotou !

 

[SherT]

3. (In mandarin) Chong qian you ge fei (insert name here)... PI GU DA DA ZUO ZAI MA TONG MA TONG BAO ZA, FEI DAO TIAN KONG ZHONG, QU JIAN SU WU KONG, DIAO JIN SHUI LI, BIAN CHENG SOTONG JIA GEI KING KONG, FEI QU HONG KONG, SHEN CHU LIANG ZHI DING DONG RAN HOU JIU HUI LAI XIN JIA PO.

 

[MichaelAngelo]

not to forget...
If you don't give me the sweet, I DON'T FRIEND U ALREADY!

 

[mero]

Takers of Pure English Literature in secondary school might know this one...........


I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal!


:lol:

 

[nic1327]

This is the classic, and I think it should be revived!!

NANNY NANNY POO POO!!!!

:lol: :lol:

 

[SherT]

Yellow yellow dirty fellow blue blue timbaktu. :lol:

 

[MichaelAngelo]

haha...suddenly remembered more...

Copy cat, kiss the rat, go home let your mother slap, father say, "nevermind". Mother say, "Go and die!"

i learnt that in kindergarten, then when i recited it at home, my mum was appalled, and told me not to chant it anymore...lol!

 

[nic1327]

I'm the king of the castle, and you're the dirty rascal!

Urrrrgh PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE don't remind me! haha
Oh, btw, the sub lit takers in my school are also doing that book.

for everyone who knows, Page 186!! HAHAAH, you know, what Kingshaw says to Hooper when he's on the wall.

Ok sorry for digressing. heh

 

[mero]

for everyone who knows, Page 186!! HAHAAH, you know, what Kingshaw says to Hooper when he's on the wall.

"Fuck to you!"

:lol:

EDIT: oops fvck is censored..........

"Fvck to you!"

 

[MichaelAngelo]

Yellow yellow dirty fellow blue blue timbaktu. :lol:

and green green mister bean. hahaha...

 

[nic1327]

hhahahahahaahaha

 

[fibredrive]

why? why?
becos the sky so high,
you marry in july,
the bird shit in your eye...

 

[angusyoung]

mari kita ya -name-, tiao lou zi sha, bian chen roti prata, hallelujah.
ssh..dont tell ISD...

 

[candie]

Red red botak head! LOL.

 

[MichaelAngelo]

lol....fibredrive and angus young, your additions are certainly part of my childhood too! :lol: and the red red botak head also lah...hahaha...

 

[drummar-buah]

when pple say WHAT?

then u say :

WHAT
SQUAT
SMELL MY FART
kiss my BUTT u bloody retard!


i made up the last line..lol i forgotten how it goes..

 

[rylche]

DONT FRIEND YOU!

no wonder singaporean's grammar isn't something to be proud of you 8)

 

[sofyan]

John: I know your number
Mike:Really?What?
John: Cannot tell ah..

Bus 1st Bus 2nd Bus????

 

[nak]

so so suck your toe, all the way to mexico!