At least, you were an industrial spy...
When I helpch a blind dude home once (in my faltering moments to be altrustic), he started asking me about my family and all...
And started telling me about his girlfriends. Yes, 2 at the same time. And how they were absolute bitches. And how he had sex with them. Separately, I presume. And how horny they were... Blah blah blah...
So thanks to him, I've a keener insight to the sex lives of the visually challenged...