You know you are a guitarist when ..

you know you are a guitarist when man utd vs arsenal is on and you have your guitar by your side in case the game gets boring.
 
YKYAG when someone says "machineheads" and you have a clue.

YKYAG when you'd rather look at topless guys with long hair than at topless girls with long hair.

YKYAG when you understand that soapbars aren't meant for water.

YKYAG when your pick-holder doubles up as a keychain - and not the other way around.

YKYAG when someone says "WAH" and you think of Kirk Hammet.

YKYAG when 5150 means more to you than just a Toto number.

YKYAG when you talk about cabinets and aren't refering to a place to store shoes.

YKYAG when you think it's normal to plug cables into heads.

YKYAG when you spend $3k on an Orange.

YKYAG when Big Muff Pi sounds especially delicious. I like the russian ones.

YKYAG when you tell people you have ESP and are honestly confused when they don't believe you.

YKYAG when doing something fingerstyle doesn't sound kinky anymore.
 
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