steal from the drug dealer!

[emphibian]

drug dealer's left. we're on the next jet up, over.

"people who speak in metaphors oughta shampoo my crotch."

- melvin udall, as good as it gets

draw a line across a few statements or words maybe.

could the clue be too vague or just too obvious?

divide and substitute everything there is then maybe.

this may be really annoying in the head especially when someone bashes your head hard with Thor's hammer. but if the messages were much more useless, it would only have to be because it's a trial of sorts.

the experiment isn't over professor and you, sir, shall receive the grand prize when i'm done demolishing the building.

scramble! all hands on deck! make the table walk to you!

fix fix fix fix fix fix fix fixf xif xfix fxif xif xfix fxif xifx ifxf ixfix fxi fxif xif.

 

[Cloudsky]

You remind me of some lunatic in hardwarezone who spoke in the same manner as you.

 

[Vaiyen]

could be the same guy.

 

[sofyan]

IF THERE IS WATER IN THE POND, THERE WILL BE FIIIISH!

 

[shred5]

If there is a bustle in your hedgerow dont be alarm now, it's just a spring clean for the may queen.

And they stab it with their steeley knives, but they just can't kill the beast.

To the place was I before 'you ease', said yourselves the night man,
To receive we programmed.

And she's buying a stairway to heaven

From the moment i hear this song, these words really gives me that highness!!

 

[mikemann]

Haha.... it's actually 2 songs, hotel california & stairway to heaven. 2 climax songs from 2 climax bands.

 

[anep]

whats the main point of the whole text?
its like going on and on with no meaning...

 

[MichaelAngelo]

either its a riddle for us to solve, or that guy is a woodbridge patient learning to use the computer.

 

[hifi_killer]

IF THERE IS WATER IN THE POND, THERE WILL BE FIIIISH!

finally something i can understand..

 

[stars]

i think this understand not we do , puzzles mysteries and jukebox ,

plenty of mazes too. the daisies catch and prick pansies the, situation of you

we face which , causest thy fig in thoust dish to swallow and asp.

 

[anep]

i think this understand not we do , puzzles mysteries and jukebox ,

plenty of mazes too. the daisies catch and prick pansies the, situation of you

we face which , causest thy fig in thoust dish to swallow and asp.

WHAT!?!?!
this one is tougher than the main post...

 

[psionic]

wow dude ur good at insane writings...wish i could write like that

 

[fibredrive]

this problem is ridiculous because simply it is just plain stupid.

 

[fibredrive]

i hate your ideas. i loathe your smiles. i detest your sympathies. i discourage your perserverance. i dislike your methods. i despise your help. i abhor your concepts. i shun your kind.

 

[stars]

lol ...

context is all

 

[Cloudsky]

Where art thou Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do. I'm half crazy all for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage, but I can light your fire when a fool on the hill is going to strawberry fields cause the acid queen is going to be a nowhere man in a nowhere land while i shine on you crazy diamond and walk this way on the big ten inch record while dazed and confused when the levee breaks i don't wanna miss a thing.

 

[mikemann]

From the ice-age to the dole-age
there is but one concern
I have just discovered

Some girls are bigger than others
some girls are bigger than others
some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

As Antony said to Cleopatra
as he opened a crate of ale
oh I say

Some girls are bigger than others
some girls are bigger than others
some girls mothers are bigger than other girls mothers

---------------------------------------------------------------
Morrissey - The Smiths

Master poet & lyricist.

 

[sanXp]

I think we're supposed to steal from the drug dealer...

 

[emphibian]

apprehend the dealer! quick! hijack!

close close closer!

getting there! getting there! almost there!

apprehend the suspect and seize his weapon. can the society do that?

neighborhood watch!! hail a cab and come on down!

it's no big deal. it's not big deal. but if situations are brought to situations, than situations become situations as such.

the dealer is close within your radar scope sir. you may fire the tractor beam when ready.

it's nothing it's nothing it's nothing. a fear in you is fun to see. drop your weapon sonny boy!

let's give the dealer a name. we'll call him, Ink.

here's the scenario lads :

Ink has already dealt with this terrible crime of creating a nuisance within society. and it is our responsibility to catch this notorious bastard and deal with him as said in the book of law. Ink shows absolute confidence in dealing with his property, so be very careful of your weapons. his lawyer is powerful. Ink's weakspot is his identity. when you find his ID, search him thru and thru. he must not leave us with a bag full of apples.

Ink is simple. he only prefers to twist your head. If you kill him, we won't be able to find out what it's all about. so tread carefully as he pays no attention to useless details. he is on board a plane now. before he can reach his hometown and either start again or run away, we must find 1 of 2 things :

his identity

or

his methods.

only then will we know who and how he is dealing with it.

1 is go. and 2 is no. report back on the hour, every hour!

good luck men.

 

[mikemann]

Okie... I suggest you steal the drug dealer's girlfriend.... :lol: :lol: