OM: Sex Instructor

[jackmann]

The song and the lyric that I composed is base on true story of my life..lol

It was sing by me lol.. cool

We support local talent..

Thank you

www.myspace.com/humblepie780

 

[jackmann]

Sex instructor music and lyric inside comedy song

Eh hey hi.. everybody..

I wrote this song, base on true story of my past life lol .. but don't ever ever called me gigolo because I' m not into it.. WTF..

Song: Sex Instructor. Lyric

I'm a black sheep of a family.
They don't like me, since I was 23
So I pack my thing, set to be free.

I'm a sex instructor first lesson free
You don't have to worry, cause you have no money
You just take it easy.. easy.. easy..easy..ha ha .. wah guitar solo

Then one day, I get to know Rosie..
She was so pretty, and look very sexy.
We had a nice.. nice time going crazy..crazy........ ha ha

Repeat:

I'm a sex instructor first lesson free..
You don't have to worry, cause you have no money..
You just take it easy..you must be very happy,be happy don't worry, everything gonna be alright,cool okay cool..

ENDING....... Ass exaust.. bub.. bub ..bub

U.S.A love this comedy song very much lol.

Thanks for listening.

www.myspace.com/humblepie780

 

[jutawansg]

becareful with lyrics

as u might b called pervert IMO

 

[ziq223]

becareful with lyrics

as u might b called pervert IMO

LOL!

the voice scare the **** out of me.

my house was all dark and the only light that you can see is the light from my laptop.

suddenly i heard the voice.

i taught it was a ghost. haha.

i then on most of the lights.

i tried searchin whr the sound come from untill i hear it was coming out of my laptop. haha

 

[jackmann]

Cool .. don't worry ..be happy .. if there is anything strange out there u better call sex instructor without delay ..lol and u guys take care .. thanks


Jack Khan the LOL..

 

[jackmann]

Unexpected weird voice song to be top 1 in local comedy Face boook (Sex Instructor)

Hi..Dear readers..

I just do this song for leisure only, not for fame or whatever return.to me in future..

I wrote this song come with weird voice singing to make it something like cartoon..and to entertain u all valued peoples out there..

I think GOD MUST BE CRAZY this kind of song can be top local comedy?
Anyway in global also very good chart position, and I don't why?
So, just let it be natural thing..and there's some recording company's offer..

I just to be honest to you all ..I don't need all that..if it really request from the global entertainment maybe we do it..let my manager to decide..

If u want to listen to this weird voice song visit my face book reverbnation.....
Jack Khan humble pie... or www.myspace.com/humblepie780 thanks for listening enjoy.. good luck

Jack Khan..

 

[jackmann]

If your mood sex tonite ..listen to sex instructor

Dear.brothers and sisters,,

Listen to sex instructor... a special comedy song for u all this weekend..if u do it please be tactical .don't get missed fired..or woo woo king..LMFAO..

Okay enjoy.. koolio .. have a nice spider time..and have a nice weekend..spare more condom lol..

Song no 1 in local Facebook chart..I don't give a damn about chart or status..what I wrote song not for fame or become rich ..I just wanna to share with u all valued peoples...

Unfortunately my Face book account has been disabled so sorry yay..WTF.to the facebook admin..

SEX INSTRUCTOR www.myspace.com/humblepie780 thanks for listening..

 

[soft]

Which song are you referring to in your MYSPACE page? What is the song title?

 

[van_halen]

sex instructor lor

 

[soft]

Cannot be lah, he has already posted that many times in the forum.

 

[jackmann]

Reply to you

Dear admin ,,

The following song title is SEX INSTRUCTOR..LOL..

The lyric is not a bad wording not to worry yay..listen no sex human not exist ..everyone in this world deserve it ..include all living thing ...yay..

NO JOKE NO FUN NO SEX NO SON...THANK YOU ..THANK YOU ..LMFAO..

 

[soft]

Dear jackmann

You have already post that song many times. Let me help you merge the threads together.

 

[kimura]

Cannot be lah, he has already posted that many times in the forum.

James I like your 'subtle' approach, you rock brutha!

 

[evident]

the power of using loops.

 

[rockassmonster]

...

woah, u got many recording offers?
and u dont want that?
thats very humble..

i like how it is to compose a song with loops or readily-available backing track,then become so 'popular' with it..

did they call u to perform on American Idol?

 

[triphopbob]

Yo Jack, I think, despite SEX INSTRUCTOR getting killer rave reviews and offers, i personally prefer your instrumentals....Seriously.

 

[kimura]

Yo Jack, I think, despite SEX INSTRUCTOR getting killer rave reviews and offers, i personally prefer your instrumentals....Seriously.

I have to agree.

Jack brutha, do fill us in on the offer's you got, can be an inspirational tool to others.

 

[jackmann]

This is like Johnny walker advertisement and Guiness stout

lmfao... u guys have a nice weekend .. stay cool ..out of trouble..take care yay ..
Hey guys ..let be honest to u i don't need to worry about recording or be famous ..i just wanna have fun with it ,,caused Singapore music industries nowhere .to go .. we are the legend peoples we know this thing very long time ago ..

I have my family business ..sooner i will leave this stupid country.. when i get my share from my family .I more to overseas.. not here..

okay thanks for the nice or whatever comments ..no offence anybody ..

KOOLIO KOOLIO.. EN KIKO .. JK

Thanks

 

[kimura]

Jack brutha...

Your song is the top (comedy ) song on the chart due to the fact you registered yourself as being in Clarkes Grove,Minnesota? And it's a local based chart hit.

That's good marketing brutha cos I couldn't find any other comedy album on that ( local - meaning the area you registered yourself ) chart. Here is why http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clarks_Grove,_Minnesota I guess.


Singapore music industry or rather the artistes here have gone quite far brutha. You have Kit Chan, Impiety& even to an extend, Electrico. John Peel has in the past played quite a number of songs from bands here on his programme as well. Then you have folks like for example, Leonard Soosay, who's work with different artistes has directly gotten his portfolio heard pretty much to faraway places. So the music industry in its varied spectrum has gone places.

I for one, really wanna know about your recording offers becos it's a subject of interest.

And you say you ain't worried about 'being famous' etc but you mentioned 'we legend peoples'.. that's kinda contradictory. Legends don't self-advertised brutha.

However thaks for indirect tip on how to top a chart, that's something a lot of people can learn from becos at the end of the day, it is a valid claim& looks good one one's resume.

What major label are signed to by the way? It's on your website, am inclined.

 

[Buster]

woah, u got many recording offers?
and u dont want that?
thats very humble..

i like how it is to compose a song with loops or readily-available backing track,then become so 'popular' with it..

did they call u to perform on American Idol?

Hey where's the sound clips of your music? You are just a fat ass armchair critic only know how to talk cock sing song