OM: Sebab Saya Shotgun!

[panz3rr]

Abg Syam i nak minta nombor boleh? i like u punya scooter :lol:

 

[bam]

eh translate abit ah, i can't understand some parts.. The video still cracked me up though :lol:

 

[wt]

ok abng shyam give you number , pick you up with my scooter , bring you to hard rock cafe after that we can romance kak bawah tangga ... tapi kita mesti beli condom eh.. nanti kena shotgun!

 

[ShyamRaj]

alright Bam here is the direct translation of the
Sebab saya Shotgun ( Because i accidentally made a girl pregnant) song.
its a story about a guy and his complains about his shotgun marraige.

it sound wierd in english but here it goes...

INTRO
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ITS OKAY TO SHOTGUN , BUT YOU BETTER DO IT IN STYLE
AND THIS IS MY STORY

verse1.
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In the past , i could eat NASI LEMAK!!! ( with lontong lontong)
In the past , i could smoke Marlbro ciggrates!!( and gudam garams)
in the past , my girlfriend was so damn beautiful ...(and her name was siti!)
but now , after our marraige her body has become like an elephant.

CHORUS
________
all of this
BECAUSE I MADE A GIRL PREGNANT
(OH SHIT THE CONDOM HAS BURST!!)

BECAUSE I MADE A GIRL PREGNANT
(SITI FASTER WASH THE SPERM OUT!!!)

BECAUSE I MADE A GIRL PREGNANT
(YOU MOTHERS CHEEBYE!!)

OOOOOOOooooo



VERSE2
_______

Now , i cant go the Disco with my friends anymore.
Because now i am afraid that my wife would screw me up for it.
LAST TIME!!! i was riding a scrambler bike.
BUT NOW !!! because of my kid i ride a scooter.

Chorus (SING ALONG)
____________________

Because i Shotgun!
(NAUGHTY FATHER..)


Because i Shotgun!
(THE CHICK WHO FUCKS IN THE VOID DECK STAIRCASE)

Because i Shotgun!
(YOU SHOTGUN CHILD!!!)


Distorted VOice!
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WHY WHY DIDNT I WEAR A GOOOD CONDOM

(followed by the edited DUREX MILK ADVERT song from RTM)

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so here it is bam ... it also accompanied by some other words that are mainly dissing the person la

all in good fun
hope you like it

AND GUYS WATCH OUT FOR TAMILEH BLUES ....
(12 bar blues that gonna be sung in tamil about a tamileh who lost his wife to his best friend mutusingam on one drunkard night and he decided to sing the blues!)currently in pre production stages ... eh if you all want , i will upload the song on my myspace account so you guys can download it !

you all like that ?

 

[bam]

:smt082 :smt082 :smt038 :smt038 :smt038

Can't wait for the blues one :lol:

 

[snuffleupagus]

Brilliant!

Weird Shyam Yakovic

Love to hear more from ya guys

PS.

If shotgun wheres the baby and pram?

 

[sub_20]

!!

Finally!! Some quality on soft! Hahahahah.

 

[bam]

btw i added you on myspace already with my personal and band acct 8)

 

[ShyamRaj]

WE FORGOT TO COLLECT THE PRAM ALONG WITH THE BABY FROM NTUC LA... hahaha... its for sale now.

yo bam, which is your band bro?

cheers!
shyam raj

www.myspace.com/shyamraj
www.mysapce.com/witheredtree

 

[deathism]

DEY!!

its DUMEX LA!

DUREX IS CONDOM LA NOT MILK! :lol:

 

[ShyamRaj]

shit i am a potential shotgun that means ....
hahaha

 

[ShyamRaj]

hey soft.com webmasters... care to comment ? it your site bros!

 

[bam]

@ShyamRaj: Disinterium..