Hmm.
My dream guitar...?
body:
telecaster shape, one-piece alder, cherry-red gloss see-thru finish + single-ply cream binding on top and with a ribcage chamfer. Cream telecaster pickguard, '52 style. String-thru-body style.
neck:
telecaster style, one-piece maple including fretboard with 22 jumbo frets, black dot inlays, satin finish. Bolt on.
Electronics:
Seymour Duncan Phat Cat in neck position, Dimarzio PAF in bridge position with coil tap for humbucker. One volume and one tone knob.
Hardware:
Brass Wilkinson 3-piece saddle (with intonation compensation), brass bridge plate. Locking tuners (Grover), bone nut and roller string tree. Dunlop straploks + Levy's extra wide nylon guitar strap.