Honey....It's either me or your guitars!!!!

[DoubleBlade]

sounds familar to all you married SOFTies????

 

[afterdeath]

hahaha..... :wink:

it's nothing new, man.......

i'm not married yet but this is wat i always hear lor.......

 

[Mr_X]

nah.....never had a honey in my entire life. My parents also never complain about me playing too much guitar, only playing poorly.

 

[DoubleBlade]

a simple solution to this problem...

Get a wife who plays guitar!!!! 8)

then in a few years time when u have kids...."DADDY , MOMMY , IT'S EITHER ME OR YOUR GUITARS!!!!" :smt101

 

[stars]

18 and never had a girlfren yet ..

man i feel so loser :'(

but my bass is my girl

my girl my girl ... talking bout My girlll
ooOh my girl my girl ~~

 

[vernplum]

I'm happily married. My wife would never ask me to choose between her or the guitars because she knows they make me happy. A woman who really loves you would never ask you to do that, and if she does, you know where you stand.

Of course, if you sleep with your guitars, spend every waking hour with them and never speak to her or she catches you in the bathroom naked stroking the headstock of a brand new Les Paul, well, she has every reason to engage the services of a divorce lawyer...

 

[DoubleBlade]

8O 8O 8O 8O

whahahahahahahaaha i was laughing my ass off when i read this!!!!

getting intimate with a guitar in the bathroom is soooooooooooo WRONG....
any SOFTies guilty of this BETTER OWN UP I TELL U!!!! :twisted:

 

[Praetorian]

LOL HAHAHAHA

But yeah... I dont get the "Honey" part, but my mom is threatening to get rid of my guitars.

 

[imcorn]

haha.. the word 'Honey' reminds me of the old song.. goes someting like this.. Honey.. oh sugar sugar.. u are my candy girl.. and i keep on wanting u.. hahah..

imcorn
treat your guitars with tender loving care

 

[hay88]

hey wad song is tt!!!the title i always hear it but not sure which artist or wad

 

[purplehaze3691]

It is the song from a 60s cartoon show called " The Archies " I think the title is called sugar

Cheers
purplehaze3691

 

[BlackMoo]

Of course, if you sleep with your guitars, spend every waking hour with them and never speak to her or she catches you in the bathroom naked stroking the headstock of a brand new Les Paul, well, she has every reason to engage the services of a divorce lawyer...

HAHA LOL!!! OMG... Then the guy makes out with the guitar in the toilet? Ok. So the next morning the input jack is really worn out. I wonder then, how would things be?

 

[Newbie]

Hhahahaha SICK MAN LOL.

waahhh BC rich headstock best. LMAO

 

[duskalways]

hahhaaha, mr soft comes in, sure headache again! 8O

 

[BlackMoo]

Lol nolah. All he wanted to do was express his love to the guitar thru the input jack. Erm, Yeah.

 

[Praetorian]

That reminds me of the nudecaster thread...

vibrating rubber coated suction powered input jack. all for innocent purposes :roll:

 

[DoubleBlade]

welcome to the age of Gen X couples :lol:

 

[soft]

:smt075 naughty BlackMoo

:smt061 good duskalways

my wife got 6 keyboards, 1 piano, 1 e.bass, 1 e.guitar, 3 classical guitars, 1 practise pad(drum), 1 electronic organ, a few harmonicas, alot of music books, a few of those OSIM/OTTO . . . :smt010

 

[DoubleBlade]

You're joking right , James?


6 keyboards?!?!?!?! 8O 8O 8O 8O

 

[RG2820]

Dang!!!! 6 keyboards???? hmmmmm.... so did u ever have the Evil thought and made her choose between the keyboards n u? hahaha :?