Guitar Trivia

[KissMyAxe]

While surfing the net, I came across these guitar trivia which I think are interesting.

Top Ten Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Men:
10.Your Guitar always has time for you.
09.Guitars never argue - you are always right.
08.Guitars don't snore, don't have mothers and won't make you pregnant.
07.You determine the length and frequency of playing, and when you're done, you can put it away.
06.Guitars don't care whether you put on a few pounds or what your age is.
05.Guitars don't criticize what you spend your money on.
04.Guitars don't work late and then come home to lovelovelovelovelove about the boss.
03.If you insult your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again.
02.If you don't like the length of your Guitar's appendage you can get a new one.
01.Guitars don't come home drunk after a "night out with the other Guitars" and after a few days has a strange rash on its fretboard.

Top Ten Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women:
10.Guitars don't get headaches.
09.Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat.
08.You can play your Guitar any time of the month.
07.You don't need protection to play with your Guitar.
06.Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played before.
05.Guitars won't insult you if you're a bad player.
04.Guitars don't care if you chat with other Guitars online.
03.You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
02.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it.
01.You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its mother.

 

[fgl]

FGL'S Top Ten Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Men:

10.Your Guitar always has time for you. BUT DO U HAVE TIME FOR YOUR GUITAR?

09.Guitars never argue - you are always right. YEAH - BUT THEY DO GIVE YOU THEIR "FEEDBACK"

08.Guitars don't snore, don't have mothers and won't make you pregnant. COZ GUITARS ARE BORN AS ORPHANS & NEED TO BE ADOPTED

07.You determine the length and frequency of playing, and when you're done, you can put it away. ...ON THE SHELF RIGHT NEXT TO THE BLOW UP DOLL

06.Guitars don't care whether you put on a few pounds or what your age is. BUT SADLY WE DO WORRY ABOUT HOW HEAVY THE LES PAUL IS

05.Guitars don't criticize what you spend your money on. BUT WE DO CRITICIZE OUR GITARS AS TO HOW MUCH MONEY WE HAVE TO SPEND TO UPGRADE THEM

04.Guitars don't work late and then come home to lovelovelovelovelove about the boss. GUITARS LOVE THE BOSS

03.If you insult your Guitar, you don't have to apologize before you play it again. IF YOU ARE TOO TIRED, YOU CAN JUST "GENTEL" IT INSTEAD

02.If you don't like the length of your Guitar's appendage you can get a new one. 24 3/4 OR 25 1/2 .. IT'S NOT THE SCALE LENGTH THAT COUNTS BUT THE STIFFNESS OF THE NECK

01.Guitars don't come home drunk after a "night out with the other Guitars" and after a few days has a strange rash on its fretboard. BUT LEND YOUR GUITAR TO A FRIEND AND YOU WIL FIND FUNGUS ATTACKS ON IT HERE & THERE



FGL'S Top Ten Reasons Why Guitars Are Better Than Women:

10.Guitars don't get headaches. WE GET HEADACHES LEARNING TO PLAY THEM

09.Your Guitar won't care if you leave up the toilet seat. YES, IT WONT GET PISSED

08.You can play your Guitar any time of the month. EXCEPT THE 7 DAYS WHEN THE STRINGS ARE TOO RUSTY & YOU NEED TO WIPE THEM COZ YOU TOO BROKE TO GET A NEW SET

07.You don't need protection to play with your Guitar. THE ONLY PROTECTION WE NEED I GUESS IS EAR PLUGS

06.Guitars don't care how many other Guitars you've played before. BUT WE ALWAYS COMPARE HOW TIGHT OUR PREVIOUS GUITARS ARE COMPARED TO OUR CURRENT ONES

05.Guitars won't insult you if you're a bad player. BUT THEY DONT COMPLIMENT YOU WHEN YOU PLAY THEM GOOD EITHER?

04.Guitars don't care if you chat with other Guitars online.
tHEY ONLY LIKE WIRELESS AND HAVE THEIR OWN FREQUENCIES

03.You can play your Guitar as long as you want and it won't get sore.
JUST MAKE SURE TO OIL HER SADDLES A PLUG IN YOUR JACK WITH CARE

02.Your parents won't remain in touch with your old Guitar after you dump it. TRUE, BUT THEN DAD DOES HAVE A FEW SPARE GUITARS ON THE SIDELINE TOO..YOU KNOW

01.You can play your Guitar the first time you meet it, without having to take it to dinner, see a movie or meet its mother - I RATHER PLAY WITH ALL MY FRIENDS' GUITARS THOUGH SOMETIMES WE DO GO TO VIEW AN ASSORTMENT OF GUITARS IN A GLASS TANK BEFORE SELECTING ONE

 

[RyanZ]

Haha nice one fgl