Crazy things to do with your guitar on stage

i'll do my original trademark. Lean teeth against pickups and let go leaving the guitar sticking onto my braces. MUAHAHAHA~ beat that:)
 
ill make a decent hole on my guitar so i dont have to buy anymre guitars. jus haf to cross my fingers fr a decent tone guitar
 
Play everything out of key and spoil the bands music! haha. Your bands mates will hate you but hey, you'll grab attention (bad attention though).

;P
 
This includes bass as well, swing the guitar over your shoulder and the guitar will go over your back and back into position at your waist-level. Also works the other way round.

I still think the coolest thing for guitarists to do is sit on stools with acoustic guitars playing "Hotel California" (a la Hell Freezes Over). Beats headbanging and assorted gymnastics. Instant attention from audience of all ages!
 
1. start humping ur guitar.
2. play ur guitar through its case
3. use the microphone as ur guitar pick
4. use nipple as pick (works extra well if female:D)
5. surf through the crowd ON your guitar, surfboard style
 
The craziest thing to even do with my guitar on stage is to actually play it!:eek:

Usually I'll just pose with a guitar on stage. Image is everything!

Just kidding!:p
 
Apart from the smashing and stuff, one of the craziest things I ever did was once also to throw my axe (it was old and about to be discarded) - not while it was plugged in of course - into the swimming pool of a private gig I did some years back. Damm it sank real fast to bottom...
 
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