Yeah, I swear, honest to blog, this is my last post on Milan.
Strikers
Ronaldo - He used to be one of the best strikers on the planet, with pace and skill to boot. But now he's just a pale shadow of himself. Sad really, he just needs to hang up his boots and just party all night. At least he's doing something he's good at. Too injury prone, but when he's on fire, there's no stopping him.
Inzaghi - Age does not matter, age is just a number. How many times have we heard this old repeated ad nauseam adage? Surely in the case of Inzaghi here, age doesn't really matter if you're still fit enough to deliver the goods. He's the top european all time goalscorer, and he's 34 years old! Yeah, the masses have speculated that he's born in a offside position. I just happen to think that he's just at the right place at the right time. Does this make him a footballing genius? No, it just makes him blessed with full of luck. Well done, give yourself a pat on the back, and don't stop doing what you do best.
Kaka - He has to have Kanye West's "The Good Life" stuck on repeat inside his head.
He's blessed with good looks and equally great footballing skills. He singlehandedly gave Milan the Champions League trophy last season, and that is a testament to how he deserved the European and FIFA player of the year. He's also obsessed with religion dude, having so many references to God every time he scores a goal or makes a speech after collecting an award, he's probably the second coming of Christ.. sponsored by adidas.
Gilardino - He's just having a bad rout at the moment. His goal ratio for Milan is quite excellent, having scored a goal in every two matches he has played. But, again, he should be scoring more i suppose. Probably a player who peaked too early? Hopefully not. Still 25 years of age, here's to him discovering his form back.
Fringe Players no one cares about - yeah, neither do I.