Music Nerds' pickup lines

[dir]

have you heard of the love scale? I run my fingers up and down your body, and you moan until you can hit the high notes!

 

[RoRK]

8) Said to two lovely blondes - "this is how we play the triangle"
9) Yes, it works! And it even looks a little like a whistle.

 

[dir]

Forgive me father, for I have sin... I'm standing in front of this beautiful girl, and she makes me want to ever so fiddle her violin

ps. i think james said something about copy pasting lists being bad for bandwidth so i'm refraining from that. we could just compile it into a single post here that could be re-edited every so often

 

[RoRK]

11) Yes. Yes.Yes. It's a whammy bar. It just works differently.

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copy-paste is fine. Quotes may hamper the throughput.

 

[dir]

hey you like talented musician kids... yes? i play the guitar, so let's go make some baby!

you look classy, wanna go back to my penthouse and listen to some jazz all night? here, take a whiff of my magic handkerchief first

i can't stop with the lameness oh god

 

[dir]

9) Yes, it works! And it even looks a little like a whistle. Just blow IT!

it's a female dog whistle. only bitches can hear it!

 

[RoRK]

It's a special barre chord. You have to use all your fingers for the barre.

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Can I finger your organ?

 

[dir]

It's a special barre chord. You have to use all your fingers for the barre.

my daddy can do it with only 1!
(ugh)

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Can I finger your organ?

no, but you can tap on my two hang drums!

 

[vx02]

"i like my girls just the way i like my stompboxes - 2 huge knobs upfront and a switch to shut them up"

 

[AEnimic]

"Hey, why don't you come over and check my band? My Garage Band?"

 

[dir]

"i like my girls just the way i like my stompboxes - 2 huge knobs upfront and a switch to shut them up"

I love it when they have double output jacks to utilise