dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you

[somevoter]

hey guys
for some laughs, show us the dumbest thing a guitarist ever said to you =)

 

[PatheinRaindropMoe]

to be taken with many pinch of salt...
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i play and can play guitar

this/that effect sucks

i cant sound like ____ even with his gear

i am an analog fans, (speed 1 to 3 most likely)

i aim to get phuqed sound with good gear

you need better cables

you need this _____ to get _____ (fill in the blank with fave gear, fave sound)

i think this, i think that...

 

[lachiplo]

dumbest thread a guitarist could post. just kidding :lol:

 

[somevoter]

hahaha. who says im a guitarist? =P
but haha yea. just started playing the guitar =)

 

[HarrisonYeo]

ehh does cable effect u're tone ? i always buy the 8 dollars cables from davis and not bad lei can last dam long

 

[Crawldaddy]

Hmm.

Dumbest thing a guitarist has ever said to me... "eh, if I want you to re-string my guitar would I need to bring my guitar over?"

still cracks me up when I think about it :lol:

 

[wayne1991]

haha.. crawldaddy, thats freaking funny!!!

 

[AEnimic]

"I can shred the bass guitar"
he aimed that as a mockery towards me..but it sounded dumb enough.

 

[rimuel]

hey aenemic.similar case.
"hey!i'm can strum the bass guitar!"

 

[Crawldaddy]

Hmm.

The next best thing I ever heard was this guy: "hey do you think it's a good idea to put a Dimarzio 7-string humbucker into my (six string) hamer humbucker slot?".

Gear heads do take note :roll:

 

[somevoter]

hahaha crawldaddy. nice one.

 

[almondx]

It goes to 11 :lol:

AND

I quote myself:

"My G string keeps getting stuck in my nut"

 

[deathism]

"i've got 2 guitars..i lead guitar and one rhythm guitar"



can anyone tell me wad in the world is the difference? :x

 

[Crawldaddy]

Hmm.

^^ Deathism.. he uses one guitar for lead playing and one guitar for rhythm playing, perhaps?

To add fuel to the fire...

"I heard that drinking whiskey will actually make your playing become better, but then hor, that time I drink Jack Daniel's my playing never improve".

To the guy I'm quoting and who might be reading this... take it as a pinch of salt please.

 

[deathism]

i cannot take in any more salt leh..kidney shrinking oredi la.. :lol:


cant remember the exact words some infamous fella here once sed,but it goes a lil smth like this.

a fella's effect's pedal was spoilt.smth to do with the switch..


"how did you spoil it?did u step on it?lol"


and and.."how to use a wah pedal?"



its all for luffter and fun..no offence.

and james PLEASE do not ban me juz cos of this. :wink:

 

[Xypher]

there is an identical thread in the Ultimate guitar forums.. :roll:

 

[shyamalan]

"telecasters can only play country! cannot play rock or metal!"

 

[Phanto]

"can this electric guitar be plugged in?"

at a store near you! :idea:

 

[Phanto]

"why the guitar no sound? have u put battery inside yet!?"

 

[DjThugs]

"wow..how come your les paul sounds different from my fender although mine is mia and yours is mij?"

:roll: