Marriage - Part I
Typical macho man married typical good-looking
lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on table unless I
tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing
and card-playing when I want with my old buddies
and don't you give me a
hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night
.........
whether you're here
or not."
(DAMN, SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight
at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are
no good in bed either,"
and storms out of the house. After sometime, he
realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up. She
comes to the phone after many
rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took
you so long to answer the
phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his
achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother
of Six" in spite of
her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides
that it's time to go home
Typical macho man married typical good-looking
lady and after the wedding,
he laid down the following rules:
"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time
I want and I don't
expect any hassle from you. I expect a great
dinner to be on table unless I
tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go
hunting, fishing, boozing
and card-playing when I want with my old buddies
and don't you give me a
hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any
comments?"
His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just
understand that there
will be sex here at seven o'clock every night
.........
whether you're here
or not."
(DAMN, SHE'S GOOD!)
Marriage (Part II)
Husband and wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding
anniversary!
The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you
a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever "
"Yeah?" she replies. "When you die, I'm getting
you a headstone that reads:
"Here Lies My Husband Stiff At Last"
(HE ASKED FOR IT!)
Marriage (Part III)
Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight
at the breakfast table.
Husband gets up in a rage and says, "And you are
no good in bed either,"
and storms out of the house. After sometime, he
realizes he was nasty and
decides to make amends and rings her up. She
comes to the phone after many
rings, and the irritated husband says, "what took
you so long to answer the
phone?"
She says, "I was in bed."
"In bed this early, doing what?"
"Getting a second opinion!"
(YEP, HE HAD THAT ONE COMING, TOO!)
Marriage (Part IV)
A man has six children and is very proud of his
achievement. He is so proud
of himself, that he starts calling his wife, "Mother
of Six" in spite of
her objections.
One night, they go to a party. The man decides
that it's time to go home
