Lousy Chan

[Lousy Chan] cs words by Cao QiBai

At 4pm he drinks HIGH TEA
The BUFFET comes , he eat & eat
But suddenly his STOMACH pain…
So rush to toilet and “Sa Man Di” (sh*tted all over the floor)
Raise his hand(Kee-Chiu) and back to table
See the cakes are scattered all over
Tells himself this cannot be?!
How HE HIGH , no one can see

曹启白
Cao Qibai
Singlish Songwriter

p/s: my Singlish is fool of grammar & vocab mistakes...pls forgive mi because i flung my PSLE English and now i sell handphone in Geylang
 
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Some note on Lousy Chan:

Actually when i first try to write this stupid song, my first idea was

Lousy Lee

but because i feel some pioneer Lee is not that lousy, that's why i decided not to go ahead.

so i turn to the next lousy, that is Chan.

after Chan is

Lousy Gan


Cao Qibai
Singlish Songwriter
 
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