Funniest Quote of the year! Post what you heard!

[Marksman]

Quoted from my stupid dumbass elder brother:
(While I was playing around with my electric guitar)
My Brother: "Oei, off the amp la! You can play without the amp 1 what! You think I dunno Amp's only for performance only meh?"

ROFLMAO!!

Post the funniest quote you have ever heard!

 

[Guest]

Well, you didn't specifically said it has to be about music, so here goes...

In the school bus early this year, my friend and I asked a guy in the bus, "Eh, Alvin, do you know what testicles are?"

"Yes."

"Where are they?"

*Points "down there"*

"How many you have?"

"One."

We freaked out.


Sorry if this is vulgar or offends anyone but it IS the funniest to me. Heh... :lol:

 

[Marksman]

Sure sure go ahead..... not limited to only music.

 

[wangdexian]

Ronaldinho : "I do that in training all the time." (refering to the infamous ping pong video)

 

[tany]

"u ain't even the beginning of a pimple of *insert guitar hero*'s ass!"

 

[keiith]

when NEURO182 is laughing,his balls arent.
when NEURO182 is laughing,his balls are.=))although expired

 

[SherT]

*this morning at a forum for the prevention of dengue fever by elimination of mosquitoes*

"How is the disease transmitted?"

 

[MichaelAngelo]

hahahhahaHAHA!!!!! chester!!! that was real funny man! :lol:

 

[RazrAsh]

nigel in the spinal tap video. being his usual deluded self...
with regards to his marshall head..
"but these go to eleven!!!""

left me rotflmao

 

[mero]

nigel in the spinal tap video. being his usual deluded self...
with regards to his marshall head..
"but these go to eleven!!!""

left me rotflmao

aahahahhahaha

Why don't you just make 10 louder?
*dramatic pause*
But these go to eleven!

:lol:

 

[pr0n]

"600k is just peanuts." -Mrs Goh

 

[Guest]

"600k is just peanuts." -Mrs Goh

not funny man

 

[turbochicken]

after numerous takes in a studio for their album, the engineer goes:

"come on guys, let's do this right. give it some soul and let your music soar!"

immediately, someone retorted:

"but we're sore from the last thirty takes."

 

[turbochicken]

this one made me laugh so hard i almost rocked myself off the chair.

"alright, will the musicians and the drummer please come on stage now?"

 

[anep]

what do you get when a piano is dropped on a miner?
A flat minor.

(quoted from this dood i saw in a vid)

 

[SherT]

"Oh brother, I broke my G-string while fingering A-major."

 

[amberbrew]

don't play so loud

 

[turbochicken]

"Oh brother, I broke my G-string while fingering A-major."

actually, it'd be funnier if it was a MINOR.

oh bro, i snapped my gstring while fingering a minor.

 

[Guest]

"Oh brother, I broke my G-string while fingering A-major."

actually, it'd be funnier if it was a MINOR.

oh bro, i snapped my gstring while fingering a minor.

good one.