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one day , it was a dark and stormy day and i came home to find a....

 

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big fish jumping around the kitchen sink. i had no idea what to do with it so i

 

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distorted the fish into a flanger and i clanged it with a phaser and phased it into crisp deepd voiced wahed fish

 

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with too much phaser until it sounded like governor arnold. so i changed him into a

 

[PinkSpId3r]

fish head curry...down came a man and he finished it...

 

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cig and i started puff puff puffing till i go on a locking a popping and a booming with my stereo on to max

 

[PinkSpId3r]

why not just restrict it to 3 words?

will be more fun :twisted:

 

[Grain]

one day , it was a dark and stormy day and i came home to find a....

.....pack of guitar strings and an electric guitar rite in front of my door step. Surprise it was an Ibanez Jem, doesnt look new but sumhow reminds me of a dream i had the night before. Sex and Religion....whats the score when Jim Morrison came to me to Light My Fire. John Bonham was on the skins, and loads of Burtons tone were Cliff'in rite into Heaven. The wailing n sweet cries of Hendrix axes joint the emotions bringing u to the Electric LadyLand's haven. Only Legends Die Young they say, but they didnt die actuali. Just like the Lizard King says he could do anything. can be misleading, can be misguided. but that was Last Nite's Dream.

Everything came like magic after that. I changed the strings still wondering who could have left that Jem at my door. When i start playing on it with my Bogner amp my mom bought for me from Germany, it was as though Steve Vai was in me. call up my Bandmates of the faithful being unto me, surprised and shaky still........

 

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... till suddenly the JEM turned into an evil monster and started attacking everything in the room...

 

[moggie_54]

... till suddenly the JEM turned into an evil monster and started attacking everything in the room...

ESP came to the rescue by killing the Jem Monster.. But then..

 

[sanXp]

... Grain was charged a million dollars for the service...

 

[metalella_eh]

... Grain was charged a million dollars for the service...

so ESP used the axe guitar that can be found at Davis and killed JEM monster. JEM monster WAHHED falling to the......

 

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toliet bow breaking into two parts, the body got flushed, and the neck got turned into a bouquet of 24 flowers, just nice for my date whose coming over later...

 

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...and didn't notice the flowers (which happened to be Roses) in the toilet bowl and sit on it...

 

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too bad my ass was fat, i felt nothing...

 

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and i started having a huge and strong erection that i ever had in my life

 

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this post has been censored due to ratings by the singapore board of movies... only viewers above 18 may have a look... click HERE if you're 18, i MEAN 18, if you're not 18, clicking the link above wont work...

 

[Cloudsky]

..and Clockwork Orange is rated G...so what are you waiting, a fun-filled comedy movie for the whole family!! So this conservative family went to a cinema to watch it and..

 

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the shark from jaws popped out from the toilet and bit the cadbury's out of the families and their heads off too

 

[17wil]

when the police came and gave the shark a bite...