Chuck Norris
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nabeelmashren
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It's a running joke i guess.
tuttifrutti
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Its been around for a long time....
oh well
Chuck Norris can hold 7 pokemon.
oh well
Chuck Norris can hold 7 pokemon.
nabeelmashren
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
theres actually a guy that can do it
some are indeed damn funny!
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (LOL...w T f??)
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door. (LOL...w T f??)
EzaRitualBella
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Jesus walked on water, but Chuck Norris swam through land
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
Only two things survive a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches, and Chuck Norris
hahahahahah
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever.
Only two things survive a nuclear holocaust, cockroaches, and Chuck Norris
hahahahahah
tim098
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A king cobra once bit chuck norris. After much excruciating pain........ the cobra died.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
I love chuck norris jokes! hahahah
Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.
Chuck Norris has to register every part of his body as a separate lethal weapon. His spleen is considered a concealed weapon in over 50 states.
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Godzilla is a Japanese rendition of Chuck Norris' first visit to Tokyo.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem-- It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
I love chuck norris jokes! hahahah
ryancrl
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chuck norris only uses pencils without erasers, because matt bonner never makes mistakes.
chuck norris once chocked someone out with a cordless phone.
chuck norris gets indigestion when swallowing his pride.
chuck norris can make onions cry.
chuck norris can strike a match with a bar of soap
chuck norris once chocked someone out with a cordless phone.
chuck norris gets indigestion when swallowing his pride.
chuck norris can make onions cry.
chuck norris can strike a match with a bar of soap
nabeelmashren
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chuck norris has never had a heart attack. his heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
chuck norris never retreats. he just attacks from the opposite direction.
chuck norris never retreats. he just attacks from the opposite direction.
recklessnick
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dont disrespect mr norris
Soundaholic
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oh well...
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn off the light, he TURNS OFF THE DARK!!
Once Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 7 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Cheers
When Chuck Norris enters a room, he doesn't turn off the light, he TURNS OFF THE DARK!!
Once Chuck Norris was bitten by a poisonous snake. After 7 days of excruciating pain, the snake died.
Cheers