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Here's a little bit of our Astroninja interview on a blog by someone living in the US. 
For full details, the link is http://screamatheworld.blogspot.com/
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Astroninja? Why was this name picked?
DONG: The birth of the band name came as a surreal form of camaraderie that we seemingly conjured during a session of coke production. (I'm serious)
UDON JUAN: Dude that wasn't coke. That was grape Kool-Aid for my grandmother.
RAMON: Levan came up with it! I think he wanted it to sound like 'anus in a jar'
LEVAN: (ponders hard) HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! F***, that is so awesome!
How would people describe your music?
UDON JUAN: The Incredible Hulk making love to Strawberry Shortcake in a tub full of baked beans!
LEVAN: The sound of your mother throwing her pots and pans down the stairs and the squishy sound the pizza boy makes when your hot sister flirts with him.
Has there ever been a random thing or person that you've just wanted to possess or have? If yes why?
UDON JUAN: I want to possess Linda Blair again. It was fun back in '73. Oops no one was supposed to know that.
DONG: No. I already am the greatest thing and person. Why would I want to be engulfed in another?
LEVAN: OMG, did you see that f****** squirrel? Was I the only one who saw it?!
Is it hard getting fans in the U.S. when you live in Singapore? Why or why not?
DONG: Nope, convergence and the effects of globalization has made it quite simple to reach out to audience’s right from our bedrooms. The fact that we're doing an American-based interview right now makes that fact! Plus our innate good looks helped boost our unheralded debut.
LEVAN: (COUGH!) Also, our delusion works well. We have deluded ourselves to think we’re exceedingly good looking. When we look in the mirror we go “F*** WE ARE GORGEOUS” and then our mothers slap us with raw and stinky fish because we’re actually ugly. We love Americans! And Europeans and Japanese, all! – basically anyone who likes pink panda bears. Whoever doesn’t like a pink panda bear is quite possibly the uncoolest people to exist since the cavemen days!
What's you biggest fear and why are you afraid?
DONG - I'm afraid of questions like these.
LEVAN: BEWARE of old grannies from Finland. They are said to pluck grapes from the bunch without paying for them at the supermarket. BE CAREFUL of elderly people. They may smile when you talk to them but in their hearts - DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!
Can you see yourself doing something else besides music?
LEVAN: Crushing trees with the fist of our minds. All Asians possess tree crushing powers that rival the strength of a drunk Irishman or a sane US president!
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Read more at http://screamatheworld.blogspot.com
Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary !
VIVA LA SINGAPURA!
For full details, the link is http://screamatheworld.blogspot.com/
"
Astroninja? Why was this name picked?
DONG: The birth of the band name came as a surreal form of camaraderie that we seemingly conjured during a session of coke production. (I'm serious)
UDON JUAN: Dude that wasn't coke. That was grape Kool-Aid for my grandmother.
RAMON: Levan came up with it! I think he wanted it to sound like 'anus in a jar'
LEVAN: (ponders hard) HEY LOOK A SQUIRREL! F***, that is so awesome!
How would people describe your music?
UDON JUAN: The Incredible Hulk making love to Strawberry Shortcake in a tub full of baked beans!
LEVAN: The sound of your mother throwing her pots and pans down the stairs and the squishy sound the pizza boy makes when your hot sister flirts with him.
Has there ever been a random thing or person that you've just wanted to possess or have? If yes why?
UDON JUAN: I want to possess Linda Blair again. It was fun back in '73. Oops no one was supposed to know that.
DONG: No. I already am the greatest thing and person. Why would I want to be engulfed in another?
LEVAN: OMG, did you see that f****** squirrel? Was I the only one who saw it?!
Is it hard getting fans in the U.S. when you live in Singapore? Why or why not?
DONG: Nope, convergence and the effects of globalization has made it quite simple to reach out to audience’s right from our bedrooms. The fact that we're doing an American-based interview right now makes that fact! Plus our innate good looks helped boost our unheralded debut.
LEVAN: (COUGH!) Also, our delusion works well. We have deluded ourselves to think we’re exceedingly good looking. When we look in the mirror we go “F*** WE ARE GORGEOUS” and then our mothers slap us with raw and stinky fish because we’re actually ugly. We love Americans! And Europeans and Japanese, all! – basically anyone who likes pink panda bears. Whoever doesn’t like a pink panda bear is quite possibly the uncoolest people to exist since the cavemen days!
What's you biggest fear and why are you afraid?
DONG - I'm afraid of questions like these.
LEVAN: BEWARE of old grannies from Finland. They are said to pluck grapes from the bunch without paying for them at the supermarket. BE CAREFUL of elderly people. They may smile when you talk to them but in their hearts - DARKNESS!!!!!!!!!!
Can you see yourself doing something else besides music?
LEVAN: Crushing trees with the fist of our minds. All Asians possess tree crushing powers that rival the strength of a drunk Irishman or a sane US president!
""
Read more at http://screamatheworld.blogspot.com
Add us at www.myspace.com/astroninary !
VIVA LA SINGAPURA!
